Robson goes green with mussel extract

Robson, pictured left, has just been signed on as the new face of Seatone, a green-lipped mussel extract claimed to be good for your joints.

He’s been using it for years – which probably accounts for him still being on two feet.

After all he’s broken his metatarsal, ankle and legs three times, fractured his nose three times, snapped his Achilles tendon, torn calf muscles and hamstrings, dislocated his shoulder (often) and suffered two hernias.

The Diary wonders whether he gave Seatone to his team on Saturday to get them moving for their first league win over West Brom.